And Whatnot, etc

There should be a site where literary critics have their reviews critiqued

It's an old wives tale that if you're carrying high, it's a girl, If you're carrying low, its a boy.
It's an umarried mothers tale that alcohol doesn't affect the baby

I think Gerard Depardieu is handsome in an ugly sort of way. I think Shelly Duvall is ugly in a pretty sort of way

I'm not going to write that I think Mark Ruffalo is a retard because that"s retards